Grumpy Hippy Now Happy Hippo

  I have always wondered if she hippos could smoothly execute cunnilingus underwater. All the guy hippo would get are millions of small & large bubbles striking his magnificent torso. ‘Is it too much to ask for a lazy day’s work, mi lady?’ But this could be a male. I can tell by just looking at its eyelashes. It has none. Male, confirmed. What’s the guy term for cunnilingus? Fellatio. Read More...

What is Your Weakness?

Every man has a weakness. Even superheroes. If you plucked that shiny thing out of Iron Man’s chest (The lazy bum in bed you see in the above picture. He’s saving the world alright!), he is nothing. Even animals who think they are king of the jungle, have weaknesses you would not want to believe. If you get hold of a lion’s tail and tickle its underbelly… I’m kidding, no one has ever tried that. Don’t Read More...

I usually feel fresh as a daisy by the end of the day, but today was not like one of those days. It was a long and exhausting day. What I did was that I had overslept. And that's why I was dead tired. So I decided to treat myself. I decided to take a short nap; only after I rest for a little while in my hammock with my eyes closed.

How to Multitask Like a Pro

Baby brother peed on the floor while playing a video game on my laptop. Multitasking at such a tender age. Although I can’t dare mention which game it was, I will give you a clue. “Leave me alone.” He is not even four yet, but how he managed to pop a cop is beyond me. What really concerns me is the equations going through his mind when nature urged him to Read More...